January 30th, 2010 by admin
If you want to get relaxed amidst business competition then this blog on funny business quotes would surely be of an interest to you. Read on!
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
“In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.” – Harold Coffin
“When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, ‘Yes, death would help’.” – Robert Morley
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world. – Andrew Young
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. – Karl Marx
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t. – Steve Martin
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. – John Cleese
No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time—but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming. – Charles E Wilson
Never let an inventor run a company. You can never get him to stop tinkering and bring something to market. – E F Schumacher
These funny business quotes would surely have caught you in never-ending laughs. Do make sure that you spread them to eliminate boredom from your office.